A Kid Kept Kicking My Seat and Throwing Popcorn in My Hair, Then My Husband Finally Did Something About It

back.”

“I don’t like onions.”

“You have eaten onions you didn’t want for eight years.”

He smiled.

“I never liked them.”

That same week, Owen called Lisa.

“No,” I heard him say calmly. “I’m not asking you to take Dad permanently.”

Pause.

“I’m asking you to come for one week in November so Jenna and I can have a break.”

Another pause.

“You have children and a job. I understand.”

His voice remained steady.

“So do we.”

Then he said,

“He’s your father too.”

Eventually he hung up.

He walked