APPARENTLY I’VE BEEN MICROWAVING POTATOES WRONG MY ENTIRE LIFE

them, “Poke holes in it next time.”

And that person remembered.

Then they taught their kids.

The kids taught their kids.

Eventually, generations later, somebody is standing in a kitchen saying:

“Why are you doing that?”

And nobody can explain it.

They just know it’s what you’re supposed to do.

That’s the funny thing about household knowledge.

A lot of it survives long after anyone remembers where it came from.

AND YES, A MICROWAVED POTATO CAN ACTUALLY MAKE A MESS

This is one of those situations where the warning sounds