Every Christmas for 15 years, my family “forgot” to invite me and let me find out on Instagram, but after I inherited grandma’s beach house, 23 relatives showed up—and I was waiting with a sheriff and an…

hand.

“No,” I said. “This year, you’re not coming in.”

My cousin Blake laughed from behind a stack of luggage.

“Come on, Nora. Don’t be dramatic. It’s tradition.”

I looked at the vans, the coolers, the matching red sweaters, and the children already running toward the dunes as though the house belonged to them.

“Tradition,” I said, “is what you call taking something long enough to mistake it for ownership.”

Aunt Patricia’s smile disappeared.

“Your grandmother would be ashamed.”

Sheriff Callahan cleared his throat.

“Actually, Ruth filed a written statement