My husband after 50 years of marriage

Adele always listened too closely.

“Mama, you sound tired.”

“I’m seventy-four,” I told her. “Tired comes with the receipt.”

Jeremiah tried and failed.

My children called often.

“Need me this weekend?”

“For what?”

“Nothing. Just to check the gutters. I heard we’re expecting some rain.”

“My gutters are fine.”

“Mom, last time you said that, a squirrel had moved into one.”

Chanel called every Wednesday night while making dinner.

“Did you eat today, Mama?”

“Of course.”

“Toast is not dinner.”

“Did you eat today, Mama?”

“I never said toast.”