They told me to stand in the corner because mom only wanted blood relatives in the photo, so I told those same blood relatives to pay the $40k themselves…

you doing?”

I looked toward the group gathering around Mom for their bloodline portrait.

“Nothing dramatic,” I said. “I’m just letting family handle family expenses.”

A moment later, the venue manager entered the ballroom carrying the unpaid invoice.

I looked at her.

Then at them.

And I said, “Ask the blood relatives to pay the $40,000 themselves.”

Nobody moved.

Mom gave a soft laugh, the kind she used whenever she wanted an insult to sound sophisticated.

“Clara, don’t be ridiculous.”

The venue manager glanced between us.

“The final balance