Why Do People Defend Their Stove Like It’s a Political Belief?

I cook.”

That’s reasonable.

You don’t have to say:

“Anyone who uses the other one has lost the plot.”


Maybe We Should Just Let People Cook

At the end of the day, that’s what this is about.

Cooking.

People want to make breakfast.

They want to boil pasta.

They want to fry eggs.

They want to make soup.

They want to cook dinner for their family.

They want to experiment with recipes.

They want to burn something accidentally and pretend it was intentional.

They want to make a meal at