Apparently the Way I Wait to Get Gas Is Stressing Everyone Out

Refuse to Go Below Half

I’ve encountered people who are genuinely uncomfortable when the gauge gets anywhere near half.

They’ll see the needle approaching the middle and say:

“We should get gas.”

And I’m sitting there thinking:

“We just got gas.”

“How long ago?”

“Yesterday.”

“And we’re at half?”

“Yes.”

“Then why are we getting gas?”

“Because we’re at half.”

And suddenly we’re having a philosophical debate in a gas station parking lot.


I Think Childhood Might Have Something to Do With It

I’ve also wondered whether these habits come