Apparently the Way I Wait to Get Gas Is Stressing Everyone Out

can see the appeal.

There’s something nice about having a full tank.

You don’t have to watch the gauge.

You don’t have to wonder where the next gas station is.

You don’t have to hear that little warning chime.

You just get in your car and go.


Meanwhile, I’m Doing the Exact Opposite

My brain works more like:

“Do I need gas right now?”

No?

Then I’m good.

I see the gauge at half.

No.

Quarter.

Still okay.

The light comes on.

Alright.

Now I’m thinking about it.

And even