unclog wet grass from underneath a mower while my neighbor watches from his porch.
That would be humiliating.
Now I’m wondering what other lawn rules I don’t know
Because if I somehow missed the giant “don’t mow wet grass” rule, what else have I been doing wrong?
Am I mowing too short?
Too often?
Not often enough?
Am I supposed to change directions?
Do I need to sharpen the blade more frequently?
Is there a correct time of day?
Does grass have a preferred mowing schedule?
At this point, I’m
