Apparently You’re Not Supposed to Mow the Grass Right After It Rains

that meant absolutely nothing.

The grass was getting long, the rain had stopped, and I had already mentally committed to doing the chore.

So naturally, my first thought was:

Why are you stopping me from cutting grass?

Then he started explaining that I should wait until the lawn dries.

That was the moment I realized there are apparently people who take lawn care WAY more seriously than I ever knew.

Because I’ve always treated mowing like one of the simplest chores possible.

Grass gets long.

You get the mower.

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