shoes sinking?
At what exact moisture level does the lawn officially become “not today”?
Nobody ever explained this to me.
I thought wet grass was wet grass.
Apparently, there is a difference between slightly damp and why did you bring the mower outside?
And I suspect experienced homeowners can tell the difference immediately.
They walk onto the lawn, press their shoe into the ground once, stare into the distance, and say:
“Give it another few hours.”
Meanwhile I’m standing there thinking:
“It looks like grass to me.”