They’re trying to save you from learning the hard way.
Although I still think there should be some kind of beginner’s handbook for this stuff.
Because if you’re going to tell me I can’t mow my own grass because it rained three hours ago, the least you can do is give me the full list of lawn rules.
Don’t make me discover them one neighbor at a time.
Because apparently, I wasn’t one pull of the starter away from mowing the lawn.
I was one pull away from finding out
